Smetnjak si je prislužil prvi vic/anekdoto na svoj račun!
Etnološko navdahnjeni posameznik prispe na Smetnjakovo zvočno polucijo, se razgleda po obiskovalcih in dahne:
“Tu se sploh ne mečejo stran, tu se mečejo ven.”
(Galerije s Smetnjakove bombe tu, tu in tu.)
Photo: Beaver
Dogs mark it – whenever possible – as their territory. The sandbox.
Recently it has been occupied by some other beasts.
It smells of revenge instinct.
Is there a fiercer rival in the battle for human attention?
A dog is just its substitute, a car merely at its service.
The child. It is not a human, jr., it is a completely separate form of being.
Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes? There is something very cunning about a child that comes precisely out of a certain hole.
Cars and dogs searching for a place where no kids go. Hey!
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Za svoj teritorij ga, če se le da, markirajo psi. Pač, peskovnik. (Saj niso etimologi.)
Nazadnje so ga zasedle neke druge mrcine.
Diši po instinktu maščevanja.
Kdo je strašnejši tekmec v boju za človekovo pozornost?
Pes je le substitut zanj, avto zgolj njemu na uslugo.
Otrok. Ni mlajši človek, je čisto posebna oblika bitja.
Zakaj so luknje v mačkinem kožuhu natanko tam, kjer so oči? Nekaj zelo premetenega je na otroku, da prileze ravno iz določene luknje.
Cars and dogs searching for a place where no kids go. Hey!
original: Publicis for Dacia / adaptation: Smetnjak with Fejzo
3. decembra se rodi France Prešeren, “med otroki znan kot Doktor Fig, saj je imel v žepu vedno kakšno figo ali drugo sladko dobroto”.
V noči s 5. na 6. decembra se prikaže Sv. Nikolaj oziroma Miklavž, ki otrokom prinaša suho sadje in sladkarije. Porednejše doleti šiba vražja v liku in delu parkeljnov.
Svetnik, ki pretepa smrkavce, kakšnega ugrabi in utopi. Svetnik iz Turčije. Bele Turčije?
Pesnik-svetnik-pravnik. Dr. Fig alias Dr. Fick.
Ta kulturosfera je tako prešerna in slovenly, da mora imeti Ta veseli dan kulture in kulturni praznik. Enega za veselje, drugega za melodramo.
Dr. Fig in g. Prešeren. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Play it again, Sammy.
Butyreux (“it is pronounced ‘butirò’ and it means buttery in French”) of Trash-Dance is another one in line of the Italian-breed super producers. Hailing from the epicentre of spaghetti electro uprising, the hometown of Sir Bob Rifo of The Bloody Beetroots, his sound blends the usual suspects of current floor slaying aroma: abundance of synthesizers, profusion of filters and distortion, and harsh pumping beats. The twist comes up later. Seize it tomorrow.
1. Who are you, what do you do and where do you do it?
I’m Michele from the North-East of Italy, producer and a dj for the world.
2. Describe your sound in 12 words!
A mix of Pump funk acid happy zippy house music without cocaine.
3. Which musician/music act did most significantly influence your music taste?
A clichè answer would be Daft Punk, but I was influenced mostly by the early 90’s house music (before the electro wave), for example by David Morales for his music, melody, beats and for the mixing technique.
4. Blue pill or red pill?
Blue pill – serenity without consciousness.
5. Which are your superpowers?
The power of mixing and the laser beam.
6. Which song should have been on every CD recorded for the loved one?
Bryan Adams – (Everything I Do) I Do It For You, but I never recorded a love CD for a girl….
7. Who is DJ Umek?
A dj/producer whom I heard play at Global disco 4 summers ago when I was in Ljubljana on vacations.
8. Why do they put round pizza in a square box?
For a marketing reason. Making round boxes is more expensive than doing square ones. And also because pizzas have an irregular shape… If you wanted a star shaped pizza would they give it to you in a star shaped box? Square box is more useful!
9. What do you do, when you are not occupied with music?
I’m studying economics at University of Venice.
10. Who is your favourite Game Over member?
I never played Game Over, I was too young. But in Mortal Combat my favourite member was Sub-Zero!
11. Current top 4 for the dancefloor and top 3 for the car?
Dancefloor:
Duck Sauce – You’re Nasty
Boys Noize – Jeffer
Grum – Heartbeats
Cassius – youth speed trouble cigarettes
Car:
Paul Anka – Diana
883 – Tieni il Tempo
Mike Oldfield – Moonlight Shadow
12. Last pearls of wisdom?
Mappero is the way!
Crystal Castles – Untrust Us (Butyreux remix)
Amanda Van Helden – Might Like You Bonkers (Butyreux live edit)
1. Who are you, what do you do and where do you do it?
I’m Bobmo, a dj from Bordeaux who lives in Paris, I play in differents cities every week since Institubes signed me.
2. Describe your sound in 12 words!
High powered club music influenced by chicago house, baltimore house or detroit techno from the 90’s
3. Which musician/music act did most significantly influence your music taste?
Todd terry, Dj Deeon
4. Blue pill or red pill?
no pill !
5. Which are your superpowers?
(stub)
6. Which song should have been on every CD recorded for the loved one?
CLS – Can you feel it
7. Who is DJ Umek?
I don’t know this name… im going to listen on myspace!
8. Why do they put round pizza in a square box?
Square boxes are easier to make, ship and store flat. Round boxes typically have to be pre-made and are more bulky to transport. Circular pizza is easier to cut into slices. Also, if the pizza were square, it would look weird.
(I found this answer with google ^^
9. What do you do, when you are not occupied with music?
watching movies, hanging out with friends and sleeping!
10. Who is your favourite Game Over member?
(stub)
11. Current top 4 for the dancefloor and top 3 for the car?
dancefloor :
Paul johnson – get get down
Strip steve – dancin
Duck sauce – anyway
Maurice – this is acid
car:
animal collective – my girls
Three six mafia – ridin spinners
snoop doggy dogg – who am i
12. Last pearls of wisdom?
(stub)
MSTRKRFT – Bounce (High Powered Boys Remix)
David Rubato – Institubes Express 999 (Bobmo Remix)
Photo: Maciek Pozoga